Anonymous: Do you think it's possible to create a breathlyzer that you can install in your car and to unlock the car you would have to breathe into it and if you're over the legal limit the car stays locked, restricting you from going anywhere? Just a random idea I had to help curb drunk driving. I dont know anything about engineering, cars, or breathlyzers.

edwardspoonhands:

This is so possible that it’s an actual thing for people who have multiple DUIs. They have them mandated by judges. 

Anonymous: Is your muffin buttered?

bahamvt:

Jason, why are you such a skeeze?

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

volanus:

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

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zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

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panicatthedsico:

tbh no matter how many other bands i end up a fan of my heart will always belong to pop punk bands whose peak of mainstream popularity was in 2006

Anonymous: Last year, when my best friend was still my best friend, I wanted to turn my life around .. I wanted to get better .. and I did try .. I started on that path .. my self esteem was re-building because of her .. and with her as my motivation, I was getting better .. It has been a year since she's been gone .. since we stopped being best friends .. I can't possibly imagine things getting worse for me .. I am so dead inside .. so empty .. it's getting harder for me to do everyday things like walking

I’m sure it’s insanely difficult to imagine getting better, but no matter where you are in life, a new chapter is about to start that will change everything. College, a new job, moving out, anything really. I’m sure what you need is a fresh start. You’ll meet new people and hey, maybe even a new best friend. There’s always a reason so try and get better, I really hope you’re able to find yours.

officialunitedstates:

earth day is pretty much over now.  feel free to start littering again